10 Funny Valentines Day Quotes

10 Funny Valentines Day Quotes

So here is the question you’ve been wondering about:

What to write in Valentine’s Day card?

Should it be personal, should you just include some message from the internet or create a poem for your other half?

Is she going to be disappointed if you just write “Happy Valentine’s Day” with nothing else?

If you’re struggling to come up with something unique, while showing a bit of emotion and don’t want to go overboard, here are a few options you have.

1.Cheeky / Sweet Message

You can get plenty of ideas here and if it makes her or his smile, the success achieved!

You don’t have to pour your heart out in the card, make the other half smile instead and she will have something funny and sweet to show her friends too.

Example:

“Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peel-ing.”

2. Choose a Novelty Valentine’s Day Card

Try something a bit more original for Valentine’s Day card this year.

Instead of your usual Happy Valentine’s Day, you can include one of our suggestions from here. Just be careful that the recipient has the same sense of humor you do!

Which one is your favourite? Do you have any other favourite quotes you will be using this year? Leave a comment below! 

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. Cathy Carlyle

To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that. Uknown

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx

Today is Valentine’s Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day. Jay Leno

Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.  Author Unknown

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. Tracy Smith

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Unknown

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. Hoosier Farmer

Valentine’s Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don’t have a special someone, you’re alone. Lewis Black